1990s called. They want their website back. Oh wait, they couldn't call, they were using the phone line for the dial-up. Maybe they faxed? Yes, they faxed.
This one is all squished in the upper left corner, which means it was probably designed in the 20 years ago. Clashing colors of purple on pink make things difficult to read for most and then the things that pop the most on the website are not your resume, not the "contact me" link, not the "hire me" link, but the twitter links and an ad.