Compliment #7
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagna.
Compliment #16
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Compliment #30
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
Compliment #29
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
Compliment #28
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
Compliment #27
You're not big and clever. You're small. And clever.
Compliment #26
You should be everyone's specialist subject on Mastermind.
Compliment #24
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
Compliment #22
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
Compliment #21
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Compliment #20
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
Compliment #19
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Compliment #18
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
Compliment #17
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
Compliment #3
You're a glass of water after a long run.
Compliment #14
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
Compliment #13
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Compliment #12
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
Compliment #11
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
Compliment #10
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
Compliment #9
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Compliment #8
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Compliment #6
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
Compliment #5
You're the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
Compliment #4
You're better than a perfectly ripe avocado.